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sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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van-life:

Model: 1989 Toyota Landcruiser fj62
Location: Santa Barbara, Ca
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van-life:

Model: 1989 Toyota Landcruiser fj62

Location: Santa Barbara, Ca

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- “Where are you all headed?”

- “To visit mom at the hospital!”

Reblogged from I Raff I Ruse

BtVS & AtS + comic book references

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did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.
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did-you-kno:

Littering is now a more expensive infraction than possessing an ounce or less of marijuana in Washington DC.

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sleeve:

late night breakdowns are my speciality